friendzonied:

m’lighter

friendzonied:

m’lighter

thelittleliestold:

Ad from India which shows men how creepy they are when looking at women. 

fucking spot on

DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT READ THEM

thebloggerknownasgeeknip:

fletchingarrows:

tormented-spirituality:

The Garden of Death by Hugo Simberg

that death looks so happy about his flowers :)

THE BLUEBELLS ARE BLOSSOMING NICELY


Look friends…look at all the skeleton war is destroying

thebloggerknownasgeeknip:

fletchingarrows:

tormented-spirituality:

The Garden of Death by Hugo Simberg

that death looks so happy about his flowers :)

THE BLUEBELLS ARE BLOSSOMING NICELY

Look friends…look at all the skeleton war is destroying

lonesome-billy:

devonwood:

pardonmewhileipanic:

ebilflindas:

THERE IS A BOB’S BURGERS PORN PARODY

omfg

I think this involves a threesome between Tina, Jimmy Jr, and a zombie, and I love it.

I AM MOST DEFINITELY GOING TO WATCH THIS

The porn industry is really upping the ante mang

deardarjeeling:

hockpock:

thehauntedtrampoline:

graintaire:

snowingiron:

kormicky:

dead-casus:

iniquitous-ink-fox:

ashreysmash:

kittiecupcakes:

antema:

boxlunches:

lennythereviewer:

dalia1784:

perhapsalittlesauce:

darkhikari4:

mainstreetmickey:

batched:

incongruousapples:

its-kindof-a-funnystory:

alexxkingston:

Rhiann is a boys name?

Emily is a theory

megan is a fruit loop…. may have just found my new favourite song.

Marina is a dreamer.

Talisa is a Lannister spy

Christine is a new home buyer

Rhiannon is a Welsh Goddess

Hell yeah!

Kristen is a horse

…oh the irony…

Lenny is a war hero

I BROUGHT HONOR TO MY FAMILY. NOW I CAN PASS FOR A PERFECT BRIDE

karen is a strong swimmer, is a party pooper, is a bag of douche, is always a douchebag, is a knowledgeable intelligent person, is an acupuncturist with a busy practice, is a beautiful name

Well this has been informative

maria is attempting to factor the expression

… is a beautiful name

Ashley is a boy name

ok

Britny is a strategic digital agency
But is I like the next one better: Britny is Kick Ass!

Amarilis is a new 4 star hotel.

Gee thanks.

Barış (Peace) is a lie..
Well thanks Google and world..

Natasha is a book junkie

Bridget is a guy. 

Alternatively:

Renate is a female name.

Wow I’m boring. 

Ansley is a village in Custer County, Nebraska, United States.

Liz is awesome, followed by liz is a bad girl.

/Elizabeth/ is afraid that her husband, a beautiful name, a little sister, a man, a biblical name, and a jewish name.

Kaitlin is a mermaid. 

Trisha is a Brahmin

ok

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

bioware-confessions:

(x)

the villains in Mass Effect aren’t really even villains. Saren was being controlled, and wanted to find some sort of hope of not being wiped out. Illusive Man honestly had good intentions, but was also being controlled. The reapers are scary. They will twist your thoughts to make you think they’re YOUR ideas, when really you are being controlled all along. I feel like it’s Bioware hitting us hard with “does free will exist?”

The real villain of mass effect is the genophage. Fight me

shredsandpatches:

cantankerousquince:

archiemcphee:

"To chap, or not to chap - that is the question…"

A question you can answer with our Shakespearean Lip Balm Set! You get Hamlet (with bonus piece of Yorick), Shakespeare and Macbeth (or as we call it: the Scottish balm). They are ready to make your mouth as moist as Desdemona’s hand in Act 3, Scene 4 of Othello.

Buy a set here

Are you telling me that I can finally get William Shakespeare all over my mouth? Because I’m not gonna lie, that’s been an impossible dream.

You can indeed remove Shakespeare’s head and rub his brain all over your lips, it appears.

So back in 7th grade or 8th grade we read a bunch of Shakespeare plays and shit. At the end of the semester, the class got to vote on what Shakespeare adaption movie we got to watch. All the other classes chose Romeo and Juliet naturally. But me and another dude in our class spread dissent. We were like, dude choose Macbeth, some guy gets his head chopped off. And at the vote, by a narrow margin, Macbeth was chosen. Me and my bruh high fived when dudes got decapitated. Yeah son, story over.

alltailnolegs:

crispysnakes:

rainweatherreptiles:

So, I see a lot of people who share photos of our reptiles and every time I do, I check out people I don’t recognise because i’m interested.

And it kind of bothers me when I end up on a blog where the only other things being posted are “dark”. 

Don’t get me wrong, everyone has a right to enjoy whatever they want but I guess it just kind of confuses me when I end up on a blog where 90% of the photos are of dead things "Ohhh it’s so tragic and beaaautiful", self-mutilation imagery “Ohhh, so deep man”, horror/gore "This is totally how I feel right now you guys. Ughhhhh" and then the other 10% is reptiles.

Now I like to think that people just have this one positive upswing and that reptiles is IT and if that’s the case, GREAT. Everyone deserves to have something they feel positive about, but I can’t help but feel like instead, they’re often just being shared as another thing that’s ‘dark’.

Seriously. I have seen some of our snakes being reblogged with tags that are so beyond ludicrous it is almost comical.

Look at these little brats! There isn’t a single ‘dark’ bone in their body. well, except maybe Anathema . Heck, sometimes I wonder if there are any bones in there at all. 

These animals are cute, adorable snugfaces. They are equal in cutification to their fluffy kinfolk and if you’re sharing these animals to prove how deep and dark and hardcore you are, please, stop it. I am seriously going to start putting bows on them. Just for you.

Agreeee so hard man.

YES THIS

THIS THIS THIS

SOOOO MUCH THIS

so many soft grunge gothy dark edgy tumblrs reblogging my stuff

or edgy pornblrs where my snakes are intermixed in with gifs of bondage and stuff

I… idek

But…But…aesthetic!!!

crispysnakes:

hissssssss:

hipster-queen:

Here’s my final for my Time Arts class. I wrote a comic about my Kenyan sand boa, Boo. 

I’ve reblogged this before, but I still love Boo-snake comic. :D

Love boo snake.

ospookyomi:

the fight of the century is about to begin

ospookyomi:

the fight of the century is about to begin

shmurdapunk:

lacomeobejas:

latinagabi:

postracialcomments:

Ferguson 10/03/2014

Military operations

These people are in my thoughts ❤️

shit

people are going to die

paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten